Minor Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Chemistry Jokes More Chemistry Jokes

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief