Minor Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

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What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.