Minor Jokes

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What's Rolf Harris' favourite chord?

A Minor

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Minority Jokes More Minority Jokes

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix