Because it was A Minor.
A Minor
It was in A-minor
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
In A minor.
A minor.
He was caught playing in A minor.
It was done in A minor.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway
AA, Eh
They believe in a single-pair system.
A rebel without a Claus.
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
They don't like the taste of being the minority!
Shoepremacy.
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
They Planet
I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.
A flat minor
A flat minor.
Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.