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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.