Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

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Why should you never take a shower with a Pokémon?

Because it may Pikachu.

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.