Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Who is the only man to record more knock outs than Mike Tyson?

Bill Cosby

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning