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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.