Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu