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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

What do you call a girl that gives head in the shower?

Brainwashed.