Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!