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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.