Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Why shouldn't you shower with a Pokemon?

It might Pikachu.