Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.