Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does Batman use to wash his hair?

Conditioner Gordon.

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man go outside?

To get some fresh hair!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.