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Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu