1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Practicing
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because of the towel ban
Because it may Pikachu.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
He was expecting showers.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
A toe-mat-o.
Because they'll Pikachu
He forgot his head and shoulders.
It might Pikachu.
He can't get out of a bath.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
She wanted to wash up on shore
EXFOLIATE!
He was a thief
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Mint conditioner.
A bald man.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
He might Pikachu.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
He might Peek at Chu!
Because it's harder to pick up.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
A bat mat.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Brainwashed.
Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.
So they won't run out of time
Time's sure fun when you're having flies!
They default in our stars
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
Cuz it has another 1
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Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z
Happy Birthday To Gnu!
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
Making them.
For throwing out all the w's.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
A 1st grader was resisting a rest.
