Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Practicing
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because it may Pikachu.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
He was expecting showers.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
A toe-mat-o.
Because they'll Pikachu
It might Pikachu.
He can't get out of a bath.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
EXFOLIATE!
He was a thief
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Mint conditioner.
A bald man.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
He might Pikachu.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
He might Peek at Chu!
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
A bat mat.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Kilometrey Cyrus.
Linoleum blown apart
They don't practice Santeria.
Wing Chun
Awkward.
Because she kept throwing out all the W's
They're not infallible
Im a fungi
Because they've just had a big launch.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
Zoolander
Cool your jets.
You can unscrew a light bulb!
About 5 drinks
You get to grow old together.
You don't live in Mississippi.
