1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Practicing
Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.
Cause they'll Pikachu
Because of the towel ban
Because it may Pikachu.
Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu
He was expecting showers.
The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
A toe-mat-o.
Because they'll Pikachu
He forgot his head and shoulders.
It might Pikachu.
He can't get out of a bath.
He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
She wanted to wash up on shore
EXFOLIATE!
He was a thief
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
Mint conditioner.
A bald man.
Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.
He might Pikachu.
I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
He might Peek at Chu!
Because it's harder to pick up.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
He followed the shampoo instructions.
He wanted to make a clean getaway
A bat mat.
Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.
Brainwashed.
Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.
Go on, have a blast.
A Robber Ducky!
A so-be-it union.
Durian durian! im sorry
I guess it's too grue-some.
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
Ah horse apples!
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar
There's twenty of them.
