Cause they'll Pikachu
I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.
Vaporeon
Cause his mom was in a jam.
Who cares.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
EXFOLIATE!
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
You Pokémon