Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.

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Your mom.

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A lot of countries have been inside her.

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You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

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Because the top said "Twist to open."

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.