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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!