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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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What do you call a fruit that procrastinates?

A Cramberry!

What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!