What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Why does America have so many boasting Republicans?

Because it needs some bragging rights.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

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Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.