What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.