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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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Who makes a drinking sound like this makes drinking sound?

GEORGE GRASHINGTON!

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.