What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Why was the strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam!

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.