What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What did the one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...