What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

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Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Stra Wberry Jokes More Stra Wberry Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!