A STRAWberry....I'll go...
Tekira!
Spring water.
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
He had Schwimmer's ear.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Fruit can't talk
Because his mother was in a jam.
None, both are collect in a field.