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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

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Get out of the way.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.