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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)