What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)