What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.