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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.