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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.