What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.