April Sale - 20% Off

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Previous Random Joke Next
Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.