What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

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What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned