What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chick pea?

I'm not spending $100 to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What is Batman's favorite thing to do with his money?

Make it Wayne.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned