What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter