What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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Why did the bear dissolve in water?

It was a polar bear.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why can't liquids with high viscosity get insurance?

They resist Flo.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.