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What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

Insolvent

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold?

One U.S. Liter

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives