What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.