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What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.

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What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What costs you more the less you spend on it?

A divorce lawyer.