Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Why do divers fall backwards into the water?

If they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

Why do divers fall backwards from boats?

Because if they fell forward they'd still be in it!