Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why do divers fall out of the boat backwards?

Because if they went forward they would still be in the boat.