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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What's the oldest red wine in America?

Give us back our land!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C