Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

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What is the most fascist letter?

Not C

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.