What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c