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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

How do stoners travel?

On the canna-bus.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ayy, you think it be "r" but it really be the "c".

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light