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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What are Pirate clothes made of?

Yarrrrrn.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How heavy is a photon?

I don't know, but it's probably light-weight

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.