What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hook's favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*