What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons