What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons