What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What do you give the guy who has everything?

Penicillin

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Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light