What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

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What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light