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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.