What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why are so many guys mean to their girl friends?

Because of the.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How to fleas travel?

Itch hiking!

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.