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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light