What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why don't turkey vultures ever lose their luggage?

They only...

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Photon Jokes More Photon Jokes

How is it that photons travel so fast?

They are light.

Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.