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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders