What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

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What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.