What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

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Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.