What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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What did the man say when he ran out of clothes?

Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.