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What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.

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Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair