Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing