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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.