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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip