Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What does a programmer do in the toilet?

A log dump!

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.