Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.