Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

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What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks