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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks