Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What did Bill Cosby say when he was arrested?

Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks