Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.