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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards?

A receding HARE line!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare