Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!