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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A vacant posession.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent