What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.