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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.