Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law