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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law