Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

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Dual air bags.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.