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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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A small medium at large

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Because they are disappointed in you...

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It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Possession within tent

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law