Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession