Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.