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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

Why don't ghosts have legs?

Because they're so white the can't dance.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.