Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Previous Random Joke Next

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a five foot psychic that escapes from jail?

A small medium at large.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into... GHOST.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Possession Jokes More Possession Jokes

Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms