Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

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How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?

A holy terror.

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.