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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why do ghosts say booOoOoo?

Because they are disappointed in you...

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Dampen Jokes More Dampen Jokes

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!