Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

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What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?

Go Ahead Make My Day

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Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

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MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Because there's no body there!

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!