What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!