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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!