What do books wear on a rainy day?

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.