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What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.