What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!