Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser