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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

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What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.