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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid?

To get to the other side.

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser