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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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He turns off his Xbox.

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Aye E, I owe you...

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You owe Eve an O.

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Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

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Neither can finish a play.

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ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

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Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.