Budweiser
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Immigrants
Barbers.
He was a lion.
There's Google.
Why don't you google it?
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Oh well that's just uber, isn't it
Because he kept giving half of what he owes.
She goes down on you and you owe her one
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
IBM!
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
None, that's what students are for.
Ask Apple.
New product, same design.
