Budweiser
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
Immigrants
Life is like a box of chocolates...
Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Let's Google it.
Why don't you google it?
When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser
Walkers
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
IBM!
One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
You owe me one cannoli.
The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."
