Budweiser Jokes

What is the name of your friend's advisor?

Budweiser

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Who's there! Bud! Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North?

A Stark contrast

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Brand Jokes More Brand Jokes

What brand is it?

Me: *looks puzzled*licks lips* It's donut glaze.

What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

Shill Jokes More Shill Jokes

What is the new coin called?

A Shilling, of course.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.