Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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Anyone can mash potatoes!

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

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One with a lot of hops.

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser