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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

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Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers