Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college?

Bison

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!