Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

How do you make tear-free soap?

Don't use child labor.

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

Because she couldn't control her pupils

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am?

Honey!" Nut "Cheerio!"

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Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!