Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?

Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?

Hurricanes with cataracts

Cane Jokes More Cane Jokes

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!