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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

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Beautiful Girl Jokes More Beautiful Girl Jokes

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What is that the more you desire, the less you can get?

Beautiful girls.

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.