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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.