What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment