What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

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What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.