What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

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How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.