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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk