What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

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What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment