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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Funny Joke Jokes More Funny Joke Jokes

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ()

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Mixer Jokes More Mixer Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair