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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

Funny Joke Jokes More Funny Joke Jokes

What is your favorite one or two line joke?

X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.