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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How do you make Polish sausage?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?

Write 'pp espressivo'.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Old Joke Jokes More Old Joke Jokes

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/whatistheoldestjokewehaveonrecord/

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit