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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.