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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2

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What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

Who's there! Baby! Baby who?

Baby love my baby love....!

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!