April Sale - 20% Off

Get Jokes

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

You might also enjoy:

Funny Joke Jokes More Funny Joke Jokes

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

Original Joke Jokes More Original Joke Jokes

What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Poope Jokes More Poope Jokes

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.