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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Scope Jokes More Scope Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning the light off and back on?

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!