What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting!

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!