What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

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How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.