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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.