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What was sonic's diet advice to Mario?

Gotta go fast

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!