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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

Advance Jokes More Advance Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.