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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!