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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What did one Redditor say to another?

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do