What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

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What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

Deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What did the furniture salesman say when he wasn't happy with his haircut?

Its a chaise lounge.

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.