How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday?

A Toy-Yoda

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.