How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully?

Don't you Leia finger on her

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!