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Ewok Jokes

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.