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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.