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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.