Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.