Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

What's the difference between a stubbed toe and an Asgard hero?

Nothing they are both Thor.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.