Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What do Jedi use to view PDF files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

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Why did no one notice Thor's brother?

Because he was low-key

Who is the only superhuman Frozone can't deal with?

Thor.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.