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Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What do they use frozen band-aids for?

Cold cuts.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.