Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.