Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!