Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing