Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.