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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.