Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

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Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor?

He was making a funny face

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing