Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire!

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

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Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing