Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.