The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
My donation check to Feed the Children!
My donation check to the orphanage.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Because most people have pianos
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Cancer
Cancer. ()
Robber ducks.
Because someone stole his thunder
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
They have to use TWO hands.
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
Wet feet.
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
Everybody scramble!
Let's go ride our bikes!
On top of three children.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
A clotheshorse!
