Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

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Cancer...

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

Because they're still alive.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress