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Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Mitosis

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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

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Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

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Buffa lo

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a person?

None. Light bulbs don't change anything.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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How many Libertarian Capitalists does it take to change a light bulb?

I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.