The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
My donation check to Feed the Children!
My donation check to the orphanage.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Because most people have pianos
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Mitosis
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
The punch line.
Buffa lo
You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Because they're shellfish.
I ain't buyin those fancy Big-Government ones. The free market idn't ready.
None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place
On the roof.
Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.