Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet?

Aloha Snackbar

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them