Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

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Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Good City Jokes More Good City Jokes

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

Tamagotchi Jokes More Tamagotchi Jokes

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

Bison!

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.