Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why does 7 have an odd sense of humor?

Because he abused when he was younger.. it's really quite sad.

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Hawaiian Jokes More Hawaiian Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

With a low "ha"

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What do you call a little kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What do you call little kids in Belgium?

Brusselsprouts