What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."