What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.