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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Why was the Nigerian toddler crying?

He was going through mid life crisis.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."