My donation check to the orphanage.
Because he was empty inside.
His parents were in a jam.
Check out my DSL-Arrrgh.
He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
He buried it.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
Because most people have pianos