My donation check to the orphanage.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
My donation check to Feed the Children!
