What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.