Orphanage Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor