Orphanage Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

Through the cell wall.

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.