Orphanage Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Amadeus Vult!

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He yelled, "A u, fish!"