Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Ibm Jokes More Ibm Jokes

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Budweiser Jokes More Budweiser Jokes

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bud. Bud who?

Budweiser the King of Beers!

747 Jokes More 747 Jokes

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

Orphanage Jokes More Orphanage Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.