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Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

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What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

What do you call a bouncy plane?

Boeing Boeing Boeing

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What the sound of a rainbow laughing?

Hue hue hue hue

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

Disney Jokes More Disney Jokes

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk?

Disney spells.

National Bird Jokes More National Bird Jokes

What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757