Boeing boeing boeing
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!
Immigrants
A boeing constrictor
The Boeing 757
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
It's an ill-eagle activity
IUD
At the infideli counter.
Plain.
Does any of this really matter...
It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.
IBM!
No reception.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
Because he was Uber busy.