Boeing Jokes

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

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Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

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Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

Servant Jokes More Servant Jokes

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Why did the servant of the Airplane King get executed?

He was not Boeing.

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

Because of the tally-ban

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What do you call a bouncy plane?

Boeing Boeing Boeing

What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

Boeing boeing boeing

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Ebay Jokes More Ebay Jokes

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."