What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

The Masked-quito!

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?